the shelf
every essay, latest to last.
the best kind of birth control
a working theory on abstinence, apathy, and the men in question.
july 2, 2026, 4:12 am
my patronus might be the coolest thing about me
and that honestly is pathetic.
june 20, 2026, 2:33 am
the economics of a dragon's hoard
gold, scarcity, and the accounting of a beast that hoards.
june 10, 2026, 11:47 pm
the legal implications of a sentient sword
when the weapon has an opinion, whose fault is the blade?
june 2, 2026, 3:17 am
the political structure of a vampire coven
eternity is a long time to keep the same government.
may 22, 2026, 4:36 am
my love for fleetwood mac
the essay about drugs and creativity is not an essay about drugs.
may 17, 2026, 4:44 am
what if the moon was actually just a really big cheese?
notes toward a lunar dairy, half-serious, half-hungry.
may 11, 2026, 8:05 am
locate the clitoris
how female orgasm is a political act.
may 2, 2026, 11:47 pm
yellow shoes
on the contrary to my love for plain things.
april 22, 2026, 3:14 am
the conspiracy theory of the pigeon
the birds are fine. the surveillance state is the coincidence.
april 18, 2026, 11:38 pm
anarcho-syndicalism and the ikea flatpack
on collective assembly, allen keys, and horizontal instructions.
april 3, 2026, 9:22 pm
what if dreams were a shared economy?
a currency that only holds value while your eyes are closed.
march 5, 2026, 2:14 am
i keep dreamin of a tragic sapphic dark romance where we perish beautifully
a sapphic elegy for the self we've already sold.
february 14, 2026, 1:23 am
a very demisexual view on physical intimacy
on touch as a consequence of knowing, not a prelude to it.
february 2, 2026, 5:41 am
every sacred text ever written was edited by someone with a political problem
the version of the story that someone wanted you to have.
january 29, 2026, 6:13 am
i sorted all my favourite artists into hogwarts houses
a quiet sorting hat for the people i listen to in the dark.
january 22, 2026, 7:18 pm
the men in my basement
the men in my basement do not know they are in the basement.
january 14, 2026, 11:11 pm