the private theory
by rhyl
latest theory
the best kind of birth control
a working theory on abstinence, apathy, and the men in question.
july 2, 2026, 4:12 am
my patronus might be the coolest thing about me
and that honestly is pathetic.
june 20, 2026, 2:33 am
the economics of a dragon's hoard
gold, scarcity, and the accounting of a beast that hoards.
june 10, 2026, 11:47 pm
the legal implications of a sentient sword
when the weapon has an opinion, whose fault is the blade?
june 2, 2026, 3:17 am
the shelf
the political structure of a vampire coven
eternity is a long time to keep the same government.
may 22, 2026, 4:36 am
my love for fleetwood mac
the essay about drugs and creativity is not an essay about drugs.
may 17, 2026, 4:44 am
what if the moon was actually just a really big cheese?
notes toward a lunar dairy, half-serious, half-hungry.
may 11, 2026, 8:05 am
locate the clitoris
how female orgasm is a political act.
may 2, 2026, 11:47 pm
yellow shoes
on the contrary to my love for plain things.
april 22, 2026, 3:14 am